Video Killed The Parenting Star

• Wyatt:  Hey, Pop.
• Me:  Hi, guys.
• Boone:  Why do you look all flat?
• Me:  This is a video chat.
• Boone:  I don't get it. Where are you?
• Me:  I'm actually on the other side of the country. This is like a phone call, but you can see me on this computer screen.
• Wyatt:  Okay. That's why you look smaller.
• Boone:  It looks like television.
• Me:  It is like television, sort of.
• Boone:  So, you're with Elmo?
• Me:  No, it's not—
• Boone:  But, you said it was like television. Elmo's on television.
• Wyatt:  Hey, bro. Elmo's over here on this screen.
• Boone:  Elmo!
• Me:  Guys... Can you turn off the TV?... Hey, guys...
• Wyatt:  Quiet, pop. We're watching Elmo.
• Me:  Come on. I don't know when I'm coming home. I miss you.
• Boone:  What's the big deal? You're here on that screen.
• Wyatt:  Yeah, dude. It's like you never left.
• Me:  Don't you want to talk to me?
• Boone:  Quiet. Elmo's on.

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